How I cross a street.
I don’t look both ways, I just walk.
When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
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I don’t look both ways, I just walk.
When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
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The cast of Harry Potter speaks American.
LOL TOM XD
omg this is bloody fantastic. What is air.
tom’s were the best haha
TOM FELTON YOU ARE JUST SO ASDFGHJKL;
It gently vibrates at the given hour, to wake you up with a buzz. And if you don’t get out of the bed, your head-weight acts as the snooze trigger.
Need so bad.
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this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.
why can’t I have such awesome shit D:
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